pram city

Ive had – without a hint of exaggeration – 28374628 prams.

I can remember 10.

i should review them, realistically, and hope people start sending them to me because I don’t know why I’m so addicted but I need to TRY THEM ALL.

1. Baby Jogger City Elite

2. Baby Jogger City Select

3. Convertible

4. Mountain Buggy Urban Jungle

5. Phil and Teds Sport double

6. Bugaboo Bee+

7. Baby Jogger City Elite

8.  Croozer for 2 3in1

9. Bugaboo Donkey Duo

10. Target umbrella stroller.

Im aware how ridiculous this is, and it wasn’t ever my intention. Somehow I got it in my head that there was a perfect pram out there that would be everything I need, at all times and in all ways.

Instead my past is littered with the chassis’ of countless broken promises and I’m still not satisfied.

Im going to branch out on this and give a brief overview, but because I don’t have them anymore I can’t photograph myself beside them pointing informatively and casually looking into the distance like I haven’t realised what’s going on.

Yeeha! It’s not going to be exciting at all but it’s not exam study soooo…



Oh, hello.

I didn’t see you there.

Yes, you’re right, I’m just posting for the first time in actual years, something that I’m proud to be old enough to legitimately say without it being hyperbole.

Im writing in reference to the claim that I could be studying for my exams, because the truth of the matter, conscience, is that yes I could be BUT I don’t want to.

Let me tell you why:

1. I probably absorbed it through the semester and at res school.

2. I’m the kind of asshole who is smart enough to scrape through without doing much. Like I’m a little bit ashamed that I know that about myself and that I’m okay with saying it but it’s a truth fact.

3. It’s too late now to study.

4. If I didn’t absorb it through the semester I’ll rehash it while I study.

5. It was too soon to study a few weeks ago.

6. Shit….

7. I know. I might fail. BUT! I might pass thereby reaffirming my laziness and procrastinating confidence.

8. Also I just issued my first invoice for a paid writing piece today so I feel like writing is a justified use of my time.

Till next time, sooner and with more poignant self deprecation.